844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

Donkey Punch - Not So Nostalgic Photo of the Day

Where to begin? When I witnessed this it felt a little like I was watching a crime in progress. And I was powerless to stop it, powerless I say!! PTSD anyone? Does the horse not look like the equine version of a sex offender? The hair over his eyes just feels shady. Like my Pa always said, "Don't trus a horse ya can't looks in tha eye, sonny." What do you get when a male horse and a female donkey consummate their marriage? Not a mule. Nope. A hinny!  Azerbaijan is light years behind other nations on the "Bi-racial tolerance" scale so this hinny is gonna have a rough road ahead. Gives me a great idea for a song: A hinny named Sue. Yes.

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  1. ruksanaJune 19, 2013 at 2:21 AM

    omg, this is AWFUL!!!! Poor little donkey!!! why didn't you go help her?!!

    wait, that just sounded wrong.

    It mustve been crazy to watch. Wait, no, I didnt just say that.

    You know, I'm just going to shut up now, and hope I don't have nightmares for the next little while.

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